Evidence of Spain

• Long faces
  
• Coca-Cola in a glass bottle
  
• Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham
  
• Terrifyingly beautiful brows
  
• Colorful shoes
  
• Pleasant dearth of exposed midriffs
  
• "Noodley" driving
  

(In case you're wunnerin', I jury-rigged my laptop so [sometimes, under more or less painful constraints] it "works.")